tsarcasm: if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you a good reason to not even do it
zeiyne: remember that episode of hannah montana when the jonas brothers guest starred and they had a new special song and everyone shit their pants
In high school I sat on the back computer in the library looking at one direction pictures so I wouldn’t get caught. My mum asked me what happeneds when I go to Uni. I choose communication so not only can I stalk them on social media all day but I can get a job involving media and meet them.
bunnywith: disarmonia-mundi: neonjustice: When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you. is this what girls fucking think about we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD...
wilsonnthesassycat: wilsonnthesassycat: You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis” this will be a successful text post I can feel it
masterdateing: masterdateing: there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me it is a confused bird
jesuschristvevo: i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
turntechgodisc: I was looking up the word “dibs” on wikipedia and I was wondering if other cultures had their own form of it and… …yeah.
colferpeters: it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical